Roll up ladies
and gentlemen and see the Pickled Circus! A marvellous menagerie
of fantastical folk and curious creatures, brought to life as a one of kind sculpts and limited edition art figurines.
Mr Pickles
It's the jolly joker in the jar, Mr Pickles...he's dead funny!
People flocked from miles around to chuckle at Mr Pickles, he was the funniest clown in the world...until one sad day he popped his size 25 clogs in a freak custard pie incident!
If only they could bottle his japes in a jar and share his silliness forever... well it turns out they could!!
Roll up! Roll up! Come see the glass jar grizzly, Honey Bear!
'Upon hearing the sad demise of his circus sidekick, Mr Pickles, Honey Bear quite literally drowned his sorrows in a giant pot of sticky honey!
...But like Mr Pickles, he was brought back to life (by a spooky circus necromancer) and now he lives to perform once again, forever encased in his favourite amber nectar!'
This freaky crusty crab man, lives by the seaside,
He scuttles out for Ice-cream, whenever it's low tide,
Paddling merry in rock pools, in the summer sunshine,
Just beware his pungent fragrance, it's eau de fish brine
Beware this cruel Queen,
Who only sees red,
She'll steal your heart,
And take off your head!
A twisted take on Lewis Carol's classic Queen of Hearts character
